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If I was a dude or bisexual, it would be hard for me to date a girl who didn’t dress appropriately for the weather. It’s 30 degrees outside and you got on a small hoodie, shorts and some leggings? Nahhh I’m good on you…
I wonder if there is a study to prove whether people with last names that start in the beginning of the alphabet are better off in life? My last name starts with an “A” and teachers are still hitting with that “let’s go in alphabetical order”, bullshit. I have to always be prepared to go first.
Note to some of ya’ll women: Some of ya’ll look like sex. I don’t even have sex with women, but when I see some of ya’ll, all I want to do is see you naked. I don’t care about your name, what you are doing in life, where you are going, you zodiac sign….My friend said it best, some of ya’ll like like “off the clock strippers”. I mean I guess its cool…whatever that’s just a thought. Whatever, do you.
It’s hard for me to watch the Turner Classic Movie channel, because there isn’t enough diversity for me. I know that probably sounds ignorant as whatever, but whatever.
You couldn’t tell me there are not different species of humans walking around on this planet. Like seriously, they aren’t telling us something, because the shit some people do….

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