Not to come off bitchy…

But fuck ya’ll for wanting my vagina to look like it did when I was five years old. My vagina has be “porn star delicious” in order for a dude to even want to look at it. Do you know how scary it is to bring a razor close to your clitoris? My body has to be hairless but with some men my hair has to drop down like Rapunzels.

Oh so you say…use the creams…

One time, years ago, I decided to use some Nair under my arms. I put that “acid in a can” on for a bit and forgot about it because I was getting ready for a “hot date”. You know what happens when you leave it on too long? That’s right….it eats your skin up for dinner. The whole time I’m with this dude I wanted to just raise my arms and keep them there. LOL. It stung, it was as if I was putting a perm on my armpit hairs.

Now I haven’t waxed, but I heard it stings like a bitch. This is all a big chore. I’m taking hour long showers just to remove all my natural goodness so I can be more appealing and shit. Just so I can let some dude pretend like he is really doing something down there, when he is not (that is another story).

I’m all about making it look neat and shit, but damnit’ I hate shaving. I just hate doing it, especially when I’m not having sex.

Okay, what looks better, a trim clean vagina or a vagina that has razor bumps or burned off skin from depilatory creams?

And if a female replies with how she doesn’t mind shaving her vagina. Just let it be known, fuck you already because you are not helping the cause.

I love you guys seriously. I just love my vagina too.

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