Don’t be an ass and come into a restaurant five minutes before it closes and sit your happy ass down like it’s Denny’s (there’s like two in Georgia) or the Waffle House. Watching the staff sweep around your table, while you call yourself having a great time. Especially couples…GO in the car and talk, GO to one of ya’ll houses. You didn’t tip that well for me to spend an extra hour at my job, because your ass wanted to have an “experience”.

Get the fuck up and GO!

Just so ya’ll know…we can’t do certain closing duties when there are people still dining in the restaurant. People tend to stay in the restaurant and think “well, we’ll just sit and chit chat until they are finished closing”. Nooo. This brilliant idea of yours delays the whole process.

I think people who come into a restaurant five minutes before it closes and don’t get food to go, are aliens. Aliens from outer space. Aliens from the planet ASSHOLE.

Ya’ll people kill me. GO home…back to your planet where restaurants are open as long as YOU need them to be so that YOU may have that “experience”.

And being an asshole is through all color lines, races, ethnicities…whatever. So I’m talking to all of ya’ll. *Points*